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  • Abdicate [v.]: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  • Aquadextrous [adj.]: possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
  • Baldage [n.]: the accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
  • Balderdash [n.]: a rapidly receding hairline.
  • Bargue [v.]: to whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view.
  • Bustard [n.]: a very rude Metrobus driver.
  • Champaign [n.]: the marketing of a fizzy wine.
  • Circumvent [n.]: the opening in the front of US boxer shorts.
  • Coffee [n.]: a person who is coughed upon.
  • Dopeler effect [n.]: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  • Esplanade [n.]: to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  • Flatulence [n.]: the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  • Flabbergasted [adj.]: appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  • Foreploy [n.]: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  • Frisbatarianism [n.]: the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
  • Gargoyle [n.]: an olive-flavored mouthwash.
  • Giraffiti [n.]: vandalism spray-painted at high locations.
  • Glibido [n.]: all talk and no action.
  • Hipatitis [n.]: terminal coolness.
  • Ignoranus [n.]: a person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  • Inoculatte [v.]: to take coffee intravenously in an attempt to avoid running late in the future.
  • Intaxication [n.]: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  • Lymph [v.]: to walk with a lisp.
  • Negligent [adj.]: describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
  • Omnibiblious [adj.]: indifferent to type of drink.
  • Osteopornosis [n.]: a degenerate disease.
  • Rectitude [n.]: the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
  • Reintarnation [n.]: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  • Sarchasm [n.]: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  • Sniglet [n.]: any word which should appear in the dictionary but does not.
  • Testicle [n.]: a humorous question in an exam.
  • Willy-nilly [v.]: impotent.
  • Yotate [v.]: to allow a yo-yo to unwind itself.
  • Zipcuffed [v.]: to be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.


The majority of the above sniglets I've found in newsgroups and on the web.

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